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Some Text Messages You Should Probably Not Send As a First-date Follow-up





Thank you so much for coming out with me tonight. Your company is like chicken soup for the lonely male soul!


Just talked to my best friend and told him to get work on a Best Man speech!

  • Tonight was great. I felt like we really connected. I know it’s early to say this, but you’re really helping me get over my ex. At first I was pretty torn up about it, but now I honestly cannot wait until she moves out!

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  • I think I’m tumbling into like with you.

  • I miss you already. And to think I almost canceled 20 minutes before the date because I was having such crippling anxiety about it that I didn’t believe I’d even be able to speak words upon our meeting!

  • I just texted my Mom about you and she says she can’t wait to meet you, hopefully someday soon!

  • I know we just parted ways and I’m supposed to wait three days or whatever, but I figured I wouldn’t play those stupid games. I had a great time with you and would like to see you again as soon as possible. I feel like in this scenario playing it coy is way overrated.

  • I’m too excited to go to sleep so instead I’m going to make you a chapbook of handwritten haiku.

  • Hey, I know we just went out tonight, but what are you up to tomorrow and, like, forever?

  • I know there are so many better people out there than me in this city (and all over the world) but I could really love you well if you would deem me worthy of doing so!

  • We should probably run away together.

  • You know how during our date I kept saying you looked like someone I knew, maybe someone famous, but I wasn’t able to put my finger on who? It just came to me: One of my favorite porn actresses!

  • I know we just had one date, but I figured I should be up front with you and let you know that I thrive on alone time and hate sleeping in bed with other people. When it comes to relationships, I tend to move at a glacial pace and have been told I can’t commit to a pair of socks. Fingers crossed I can change, though!

  • I think you might be the one.

  • I have never felt a connection like this before.

  • Normally I wouldn’t text so soon for a second date, but my friend is a bookie and a bunch of dudes have taken action on the over/under of how long this courtship might last, and they won’t stop bothering me about it, so would you like to go out with me again sometime soon?

  • Maybe we should go out and do karaoke sometime soon. I’ll sing Celine Dion’s “Because You Loved Me.” My ex used to love that song. God, I miss her so much sometimes.

  • I love you.

I hope this helps.


Happy dating ❤️

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